Loathsome bloodsucker, vampire, oh

I do detest the mosquito.

Biting, stinging, I’m itching so

I do detest the mosquito.

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Late at night I hear her whine, oh

I do detest the mosquito.

She’s hard to see, but bites me so,

I do detest the mosquito.

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It’s not as if I’ve done her harm, oh

It’s hard to love the mosquito.

I don’t use Mortein or mozzie bombs, oh

It’s hard to love the mosquito.

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I’ve tried it all, cream, spray and rub, oh

I do not love the mosquito.

Eucalyptus mist, soothing gel aloe

I do not love the mosquito.

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So please little mozzie,

Let me be.

I’m red and lumpy and itchy you see.

I need a rest, a holiday,

So do me a favour fly away,

Oh, then I could love you mosquito.

Yes, then I could love you mosquito.